"Zero Emotion. Muted Emotion."
Secrets
And the things we keep a secret from each other is ridiculous, we know each other so well.
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When my best friend asks what I have planned for the weekend
Hahahaahaha
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Out to dinner with my family:
- Waitress: Can I take your order?
- Dad: I'm torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken
- Me: Nothings fine, he's torn
- Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels
- Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor
- Waitress: Illusion never changed into something real
- Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn
- Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
- Waitress: ill get you free drinks just for that
- Dad: what just happened
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When I find out the cute stoner boy actually has a good job
Merp
House sitting day number 5: people need to get jobs so they can make money and pay for gas to visit me…. I have two jobs right now…find a fucking job. Done and done.
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